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By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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Did she say yes at least?

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 11:00 - Norway

Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML

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By Dumbass - 10/01/2019 12:00

Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML

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By Stephanie - 14/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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Johnny Weissmuller over here

By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 20:02

Today, I was walking in the woods with the girl I like when I saw a vine overhanging a small creek. Trying to make her laugh, I took off my shirt and started swinging on the vine like Tarzan. The vine snapped and I fell into the creek. Guess who's missing half the skin on his back? FML

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AhouKaho 11

Monday 14 October 2013 22:33

Well you were almost sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

emirie 21

Monday 14 October 2013 22:33

I hope the tree wasn't too tall.

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ingram450 3

Tuesday 15 October 2013 6:21

did he break any bones

nitant 13

Tuesday 15 October 2013 7:58

He really saw stars with you :P

nerovetsrethca 20

Tuesday 15 October 2013 8:18

More like '**** his life'. You sure have a story to tell about though. You'll laugh about it later.

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 15 October 2013 20:08

I think OP is laughing about it now.

MaySFML 4

Tuesday 15 October 2013 11:36

Ahahahaha something to remember (y)

SunTzu2 9

Tuesday 15 October 2013 11:41

That's what I call a fool

abu4u 26

Tuesday 15 October 2013 14:53

I think he's fallen for you!

Lilxpie 18

Tuesday 15 October 2013 15:04

You know what they say, OP. First comes love, then marriage, then a baby in a golden carriage.

Al3xv3l92 24

Tuesday 15 October 2013 15:27

I guess he fell for you.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 15 October 2013 16:31

OP and her guy sitting in a tree, F A L L I N G.

chilevmv 7

Tuesday 15 October 2013 17:31

This ain't Forrest Gump!

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