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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

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FiestaInMyPants 8

He took your breath away, but from the wrong end..

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JennaMason 6

that's embarrassing.

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CateXOX 0

I know people have already said it, but why do you have a pocket over your asshole?

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stevenmx86 7

Wtf how do you not deserve that? Learn to control yourself...hog..

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EatnBeef 7

I promise you he ain't country. come to Oklahoma and I'll show you country.

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hellojuicyhello 5

lol iv never done that b4. what a turn off.

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jessi030304 0

ew that's embarrassing

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Tektite 14

You couldn't hold it in till after he left? wtf OP. YDI

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darkness4dummies 0

you know what later on he will return to you with a cupcake >:3

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