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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

FiestaInMyPants 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:10

He took your breath away, but from the wrong end..

Comments

8sq 13

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:27

it was an "explosive moment"

eyraoner 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:36

hahahaha

vi3tno_romeo 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:39

hmm he must of felt a slight warmth-ness there euh ;)

SleepOnStones 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:40

Maybe that kind of stuff turns him on? Otherwise, FYL

letmeloveyou 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:44

ask him if he felt that earthquake

LifeStory32 9

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:46

You got a little toooooo happy

jdeshner1225 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:47

how the hell can his hand be in your pocket while you're farting on it? pockets go on ass cheeks unless you had some strange pants with a pocket on the ass crack.