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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

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FiestaInMyPants 8

He took your breath away, but from the wrong end..

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PetiteLady 4

Nasty as ****??? You must be ******* the wrong things #151. Lay off the farm animals and try hooking up with the opposite sex.

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stepho14 0

hahahaxD fell off my bed reading this xD

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rayraytheblaxica 0

damn , You couldn't hold it bahaha

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sydneyaval 9

I bet if u just frgt about it he will too...that can always be fixed if he cares about u :) fyl tho:(

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2020olympia 5

Ya know, there's nothing I love more than when I put my hand in my girlfriend's back pocket and I feel the vibration of her man worthy farts!

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Prankster7o7 5

Hahaha, Oklahoma and "country" in the same sentence made me laugh. I'm from California and I'm probably way more country than you.

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broadway_babe1 0

it could have been worse, at least you didn't burp while kissing him or something.

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jayvie_isthug 0

how embarrassing Xp

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