By mcore - 24/07/2015 23:20 - United States - Akron

Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted to play Twister, and I said no because I thought it would be weird. What was his response? "C'mon. You can leave if it gets sexual". FML
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mcore 19

To explain a little bit more, I've known my neighbor for almost 10 years. We were best friends growing up, and are still really good friends today. I'm pretty sure he was joking when he said it, but it was still weird and out of the blue. And for the person who asked, no, I definitely did not play.

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JaffaMC 13

How'd you twist yourself into that situation?

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saffy66 34

So, the idea being that it might just get sexual all on its own, without any input from him? Run, OP, run away. Quickly.

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junpeiIori 17

well, think of it this way: He gave you the option to leave if it got sexual

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mcore 19

To explain a little bit more, I've known my neighbor for almost 10 years. We were best friends growing up, and are still really good friends today. I'm pretty sure he was joking when he said it, but it was still weird and out of the blue. And for the person who asked, no, I definitely did not play.

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achoo123 13

Maybe he's getting the hits for you?;)

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gogo44444 28

Ok op thanks for the details that really helps

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NonoMeow 18

Given that you are very close, I don't find it that akward. But if you do OP, then maybe your friendship isn't like what I'm imagining it is.

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Jowisee 29

When you said neighbour, I was imagining some creepy old guy, not someone your own age.

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enginsteve 17

I'm with number 44. This changes it to a situation of flirting gone wrong.

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe a game of dirty minds would be better...

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Kevinmeowbeanz 22

I hate when that happens

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messymessiah 11

I think he's being quite considerate. He clearly understands the possibility of it getting awkward and was honest about it

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zimgirl 18

are u a guy or girl?? that could make all the difference.

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