By strangely - 25/07/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML
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euphoricness 28

I don't think thinking of pussy will help your cause.

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JaffaMC 13

What if that had the opposite effect.

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Wolverine33 17

Then her noticing his boner should be the least of his worries. And it would be extremely awkward when he gets home to see his cat.

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dudeofawe 15

I think most guys can affirm that they have had to do things like that from time to time to keep from getting a boner. Sometimes, it's the only way to keep from an extremely awkward situation.

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imkool136 22

I personally let them see, or feel, what they're getting themselves into. Show yourself... Unless you know nothing good will happen

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sam882 28

Exactly #60! It's a compliment. He should have just let it happen.It's his body's way of saying "Hey you're hot and you should move your head three inches to the right".

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jerzjay 17

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imkool136 22

EXACTLY!!!! Then just move up and down a bit... Who knows? Lol

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beeneatenalive 12

You have given me the confidence I need in life. Thank you

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SookyLala 13

Well, ive never gone to that extreme, but yes i have had to imagine scary things..*shudder*

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Badkarma4u 17

Sorry man, If a girl is putting her head in my lap she has to know two things 1 a dick lives there. 2 I like her. If shes still willing to put her head there. Whatever happens roll with it. Shes not stupid.

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euphoricness 28

I don't think thinking of pussy will help your cause.

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juliawolak 8

Looks like you had quite the CATastrophe on your hands

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knight2109 12

the only fire involved in any pun is when you set that person on fire for making one.

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MarkEternal02 19

I liked the pun in general. Your over emphasis on CAT however is probably why you're getting down voted. Just my opinion.

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Indiantrolledd 16

Why the **** was this downvoted? **** all you guys.

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sethsmith11 21

I didn't find the pun funny, but #5 follow up after being down voted was hilarious

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JoeOfDoom 6

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BaconBomb2001 6

*snap* Corner. Now.

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Wolfipoo 31

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bingalingading 12

we should erect a statue in honor of this guy.

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QuaDECH 13

You guys must have thought long and hard to cum up with these puns.

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PePziNL 20

These comments are golden, I'll have to write some of them down. Does somebody know where my penis?

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terrorwatt 18

I jacked it yesterday so I could write notes in my dicktionary.

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SalsaVerdeDonut 22

We've all been there. Though, I never had to think of something like savagely beating my pet to death to refrain from getting a boner. Whatever helps I guess.

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FuKcMee 32

should have destroyed her pussy instead of your own!

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cheshirecat13242 32

That's an interesting method.. I expected the FML to end with "..but it had an opposite effect."

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