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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 03:34 - New Zealand

Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML

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Jasper_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 13:29

lol. dork dancer eh? me too.

AndreaKina 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 12:22

HAHAHA ouchhh

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Tuesday 8 July 2014 5:02

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