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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:33 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
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your_ma 27

How could you post this without telling us what you picked?!

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megamimi 4

use the opposite side of the sandpaper

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hollywoodt1ts 15

I'd have put the Saran Wrap and the duct tape together and used that. I hope you didn't use the sandpaper. Your friends are comical.

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juicyfunk 7

Yup towel seems like the best choice. Haha they are hilarious though.

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TiddleyMoney 7

I qould have used his towel that he dries with after he showers and say "you told me to make a decision."

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hewro_failure 11

I say use the back side of the sand paper cause its just paper then...

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crazychemist887 1

Wipe with least rough part of sandpaper, wipe on saran wrap, and duct tape to their faces

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Meanmommy02 11

That is hilarious.. Check before you go op

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JH159753 21

tape the saran wrap to the duct tape, and use that

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