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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:33 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 23:07 - Canada

Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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your_ma 27

Monday 22 April 2013 23:06

How could you post this without telling us what you picked?!

liv_graham 7

Monday 22 April 2013 23:06

use their towels

Comments

alluringtatas 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:45

If you were in their house I would have used the shower curtain!

NYCBOII123 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:51

Personally, I would choose the Saran Wrap.

ordonblade46 3

Tuesday 23 April 2013 4:57

Duct tape fixes everything

niqniq935 5

Tuesday 23 April 2013 5:03

Ceran wrap wrapped around the sandpaper?

ni0ve 9

Tuesday 23 April 2013 5:13

saran all the way. did they have towels? oughta teach them

Marblecakelolz 11

Tuesday 23 April 2013 5:40

Time to use either the sink or the shower.

jujuroxursox 15

Tuesday 23 April 2013 5:59

What did u pick my friend? We are all pondering this deeply

artisticninja713 13

Tuesday 23 April 2013 6:00

I hope you used the Saran Wrap and made sure to flush it down the toilet just so try could deal with it later.

crazystoner5150 9

Tuesday 23 April 2013 20:06

Wow that's a huge dick move, what they did was funny, but flushing Saran Wrap really?! Plumbers are expensive. You my friend, are a DICK

nitemare0 17

Tuesday 23 April 2013 6:04

Use the back of the sand paper

kelseythompson 27

Tuesday 23 April 2013 6:29

Like in stepbrothers, just use the rug.

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