Miscellaneous: Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get...

By stanky - 22/04/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML

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By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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Grossed out

By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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Classy

By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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Amplified

By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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Alanna_Vicious 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:15

If it isn't one thing, it's your mother...

hpnerd 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:30

Mothers are genetically enhanced to embarrass their daughters. And if you see yourself with this guy seriously then he's going to know you take dumps. He'll have to live with it and you'll have to stop being so self conscious. It's natural.

Comments

gottabekidding 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 13:15

Jeez. What? Did your mother not realize there was a boy next to you? Next time, hang out at his house.

rednals 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 13:55

that has happened to me lol . horrible

humpty_dumpty_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 13:58

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

suckerz 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 14:47

what # 4 and # 10 said...

Sessee 4

Wednesday 22 April 2009 14:48

Lawl "make a stinky".

KeithHarris 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 15:13

#8, #9, and #17 are awesome. Holy Crap! you need to buy a t-shirt: "My Mom Twat Blocked Me" and show it to your mom. I'm sure she'll get the joke as hip as she sounds! :-D

eternalaphrodite 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 15:23

I'm with #5. Though, it really sucks to have a parent say something that embarrassing..."make a stinky"...I would have been mortified.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 22 April 2009 15:35

Could have been worse. Your mum could have said " Dammit *insert name here*, I told you to crack a window when you drop a log. Damn thing clogged up the toilet. Oh, and next time you decide to punish the porcelain like that spray some air freshener afterwards ffs!"