By Mizzaroo - 17/01/2013 06:38 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I was having a conversation with my mother during which I described something as being pungent. She thought I had made up the word, so I grabbed the dictionary to show her that I hadn't. She then became enraged, threw the dictionary at my head and told me never to talk to her again. FML
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Mizzaroo 13

Actually, I was trying to show it wasn't a made up word. :)

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Pleonasm 35

Can you imagine playing scrabble with that nutter? It would be so vapid.

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yup93 7

Maybe she should have looked up the definition of "overreaction"

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S182 15

Great opportunity for a "u mad bro?"

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Mizzaroo 13

The whole 'you mad bro thing'? Yeah... No. It annoys me too much for me to ever actually say. :/

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mistercrow 9

Sometimes when you're around your parents it's best to follow the good ol fashioned rule: "Children shall be seen but not heard." This this rule works at any age and it helps you avoid things like this happening I find :)

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DanielleinDC 33

Is it me or are there an awful lot of people with poor vocabulary skills who get pissed off when they're confronted with a new (to them) word that they think is made-up (well, it is, but not by the person using it)? This must be the third or fourth FML where someone describes someone becoming utterly enraged like this.

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NessieMonster188 17

Your mom is a MILT. A Mother I'd Like to Teach.

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BigSexy123 11

OP, if your mom is seriously like this, your response should have been "okay."

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interesting33 36

That is not okay. It sounds abusive. Talk to someone.

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ns1985 15

at least be happy that you've moved ahead of your mom in the evolutionary scale.

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desolator 2

you could have told her in a less humiliating way. just a thought

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