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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

jonixissx33 2

You Deserve It, For Being A Two Timing Pig !

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cortneyanne92 0

Cheating bastard.

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pwnman 33

She doesn't even deserve you cause your a idiotic retarded glitch to life

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CharlieeBabiee 2

... You actually thought this was a good idea? 1. You deserve this for being a cheating jerk 2. How did throwing yourself down some stairs ever seem like a good idea? I mean really. Shit get it together

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BobbyBoss 10

“Today, I was having an affair...” YDI

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