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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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Top comments

take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

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Kenziechristinee 0

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments

halliemarie1818 5

Hopefully those stairs knocked some sense into you. Dumbass.

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ninjaweasel38 2

You immediately deserved it at i was having an affair

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cherryllollo 7

thats what u get for being a dumbass slimeball. i hope u get an std

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PlutoPrincess222 9

That is quite a predicament.

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Smeelover27 15

Well you deserve it. You cheated on your wife! People like you make me sick. If you are not content with your marriage then tell her! You two could work it out. But no, you had to go be a bastard and cheat on your poor wife. I hope Karma is even more bitchy to you.

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Tapia23 4

You deserved that you ******* piece of cheating shit

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qwillis98 20

Thats what ur stupid ass gets for cgeating on ur wife enjoy ur hospital visist dick head!

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