Sex, Sextoys and Intimacy: Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be...

By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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Same thing different taste

Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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Phoney sex

By Anonymous - 09/03/2020 08:00

Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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Oh yeah?

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By Heyy - 24/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

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Monjara 4

Saturday 12 May 2012 0:53

Lmao he's jealous of a vibrator.

llamafish 25

Saturday 12 May 2012 0:54

I hope you used protection. Wouldn't want to get hearing AIDS ;)

Comments

tashtash2012 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 18:32

I don't see why they get so worked up about it, i mean yeah vibrators feel good but its nothing like actualy being with someone.

CBML 7

Tuesday 22 May 2012 20:48

Sad very sad

ironheart98 14

Wednesday 23 May 2012 15:16

completely agree with him , if you have a man why the hell do you need a vibrator

CastielJ 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 17:47

I'm 100% sure, women in general get jealous of fleshlights.

lifeforce 2

Sunday 23 June 2013 22:11

I don't get jealous of a fleshlight (or any other type of male masturbator. We all enjoy masturbating. It's life.

Lady_Bow 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:23

If my boyfriend ever got mad at me in such a manner, I would laugh very hard.

Spoobies 6

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:58

I laughed so hard & sent this to my boyfriend, as it's something he'd do.

mowmowlife 21

Monday 16 July 2012 23:12

LOL, poor things, both of you. He probably felt that you were saying that it was doing a better job than he does. Sounds like he could be psycho, a little childish or worth it. If it's the last one you should make it up to him good :P

venomousddog 19

Saturday 4 August 2012 1:28

Maybe he's not jealous, he might not want to hear about that, but he shouldn't have freaked out like that, he could said he didn't want to know or something

missamree 4

Wednesday 8 August 2012 5:49

My mom was trying to be more spontaneous in her relationship and ordered a vibrator off the internet, well they sent the wrong one and her husband opened it and found a 10 inch pink *****. They still fight about it, and it's been about 5 years. Men like that are ridiculous, it's supposed to spice things up. Most guys that I've had conversations with about it say they'd like to use toys because they can pleasure their girl and get a good view.