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Pull the wool

By Anonymous - 28/06/2024 23:30 - India - Pune

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Today, my girlfriend is fucking somebody else and she thinks I don't know. I'm too afraid to lose her, so I haven't told her that I know. I'm not sure why I'm not ready to let her go. FML

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By Michael - 20/09/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Lynbrook

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Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 10:00

Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML

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The truth will out

By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

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Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

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By maharaja - 06/08/2019 12:00

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Today, multiple people informed my girlfriend that I’m cheating on her. I’m not. FML

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Three's a crowd

By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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The Other Woman

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Friday 28 June 2024 21:40

You will find someone else. It may hurt, but if you don't want to be cheated on, you know what to do.

core01 30

Sunday 30 June 2024 4:02

Sometimes our cages look like safety

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GoogieWithers 23

Friday 28 June 2024 21:40

You will find someone else. It may hurt, but if you don't want to be cheated on, you know what to do.

core01 30

Sunday 30 June 2024 4:02

Sometimes our cages look like safety

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