By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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andits 21

Once he finished you should've said "I give this establishment two maybe three stars" lol

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Believe me, based on what I've read on this app, people have said much worse.

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Saraishi 24

Not the worst I've heard but ew, mood killer or at least downer.

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fuckfuckityfuck 16

Warm with a creamy feeling that will make your ovaries quiver.

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

Next time ride him and say "Do you feel it, Mr. Krabs"?

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Dexter83_fml 17

You should of whispered "I ordered a large"

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NickACD 27

Should've or should have. Should of is in no way proper grammar.

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oliv34 11

didnt notice that till you said something

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Ahill84 6

Oh that doesn't work? Let me write that down then

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PossiblyInDanger 24

At least he tried, OP. Just tell him that isn't working, and discuss what to try next time.

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