By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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andits 21

Once he finished you should've said "I give this establishment two maybe three stars" lol

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Believe me, based on what I've read on this app, people have said much worse.

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aeryn97 17

Yep. mood killer right there.

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EarlFug 19

What DID the pussy order? Pizza? Something on Amazon? I hope you let him know that idiot isn't a turn-on..

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myshinynose 11

"Climax arrives in thirty minutes or it's free." ;o

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kingmionidas 5

I think they just end up saying whatever dirty words they can think up in the moment. One time my guy was trying to fit it in the back door and said, "yeah, **** that ass baby". so...

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myshinynose 11

Hehehe poor guy. Some men just don't have the knack for dirty language during sex, and that's okay. I think a lot of brains are too garbled in the moment to do English good anyway.

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sour_dough22 12

You should've said "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" lololol

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tiredofwaiting 25

What a mood killer.

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middlenamefrank 8

It's surprising how hard QUALITY dirty talk can be. You basically have to bypass all the "sexy talk" filters we have installed for everyday conversation, but leave the others (like "insulting", "demeaning", etc.) functioning. It can be hard to spontaneously come up with sexy things to say.

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