Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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cupcake330 16

Sunday 30 December 2012 5:10

That's so weird o.o unless its just another Brittany he's talking about.

OrangeKnife 10

Sunday 30 December 2012 15:00

That's ******* disgusting

tahmed1995 4

Wednesday 2 January 2013 1:23

That is sick

Zenia88 10

Wednesday 9 January 2013 1:37

Damn thats harsh, I'm sorry OP

beehardxcore 26

Thursday 10 January 2013 10:15

Now now, maybe it was harmless. I mean, sure, he miiiight have cheated, but it could just be a fantasy. Fyl for sure though.

sophiekat 19

Friday 11 January 2013 21:34

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ronski 41

Sunday 13 January 2013 6:55

Awkward

sabbyheartswhat 23

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:30

Reminds me of my friend who dated a guy with the same name as his identical twin brother. Completely threw me off when I forgot his boyfriend had the same name and he said to me.

Inked0803 12

Friday 1 February 2013 6:21

Someone has issues

sportsathlete12 6

Saturday 2 February 2013 19:25

Wth... That's weird XD

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