Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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anubisismylife 9

Sunday 5 May 2013 14:15

Well that's a little disturbing. Poor you.

katamine 17

Wednesday 8 May 2013 9:24

The illustration for this made me laugh for a good minute

byron17 26

Wednesday 8 May 2013 16:37

Is your Boyfriend Jaime Lannister by any chance????

Fatguineapig 13

Monday 13 May 2013 3:57

Gross.

danigirl074 6

Saturday 18 May 2013 15:00

Makes you wonder.....

dusthar 32

Sunday 26 May 2013 2:32

I don't even know

drjohnnyboy 15

Thursday 30 May 2013 4:30

Maybe he was answering his phone?

DeanWnchstr12479 6

Monday 3 June 2013 17:06

That's disgusting

brandoneyez1 25

Wednesday 12 June 2013 12:12

He be bangin his sister lol. Just sayin ... Forgot who he was pluggin. Lol

AZdabest17 6

Monday 17 June 2013 16:37

Well that's unfortunate..

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