Yes, it sucks when old people are mean when you've just helped them out. Be thankful you aren't a boy and and an old person said that. You are a girl, right?

Old people are always so blunt.

What a bitch first of all and second beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't think I'm attractive and somehow I'm married. So don't listen to her.

The obvious comeback would be "I'm only making this face because of the smell"

"Yes Mamm, and I hate that you have to look at it but then...you'll be dead soon."

"Yes, and I hate that you have to look at it while I'm here helping you out for free but then....you'll be dead soon.

It's better in the dark anyways (;

You should've told her it's a shame about your eyesight.

At least she found some way to compliment you

Rob her then violently beat her to death with a random object.