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By TheRuleEnforcer - 29/03/2013 08:33 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML

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By My hip hurts - 23/01/2023 01:00

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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By Kikinovak - 13/12/2008 12:06 - France

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

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By Sparky - 20/07/2022 18:00

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By haley - 16/11/2018 14:00

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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fischerxx 10

Friday 29 March 2013 18:58

Did the parking lot have a security camera?

whatthefreshhell 15

Friday 29 March 2013 18:57

Broken ribs are one of the most painful things, sorry OP.

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rocketiquette 20

Friday 29 March 2013 18:59

Gives a whole new meaning to those vicious parked cars. They sit and wait and.... Bam! Goner.

Dadothy 8

Friday 29 March 2013 18:59

It's people like that who make me lose faith in humanity.

gc327072 30

Saturday 30 March 2013 0:18

I hear the Curiosity rover is lonely.

Dadothy 8

Friday 29 March 2013 18:59

It's people like that who make me lose faith in humanity.

Krirn 21

Friday 29 March 2013 19:00

This is why we have rules, you shouldn't have touched George.

ReggieReefer 12

Friday 29 March 2013 20:41

best response yet! ;)

clemsi 20

Friday 29 March 2013 22:27

The pic is what really sells it though.

StormGirl142 24

Friday 29 March 2013 19:00

Because the first thing on your mind after having your ribs smashed is totally gonna be, "What's that ******'s tag number?" Sorry about your parents, OP.

rocketiquette 20

Friday 29 March 2013 19:04

Well for me it would be

Pleonasm 35

Friday 29 March 2013 19:05

You didn't get the driver's info? What the hell? DId you at least make sure to not get the car damaged? AH **** look what you've done to it! And your ribs? More money to pay in medical bills. You inconsiderate bastard!

rg350dx 29

Friday 29 March 2013 19:28

Mom? Is that you?? Uncanny.

abukaramel 10

Friday 29 March 2013 19:05

You broke your ribs and that's what your parents were worrying about?

Shmatterhorn 38

Saturday 30 March 2013 23:17

I'm thinking that OP's parent are more worried about the medical bill.

NewYorkMexPR 14

Friday 29 March 2013 19:17

My parents would of reacted the same way. I feel ur pain

rg350dx 29

Friday 29 March 2013 19:33

That sounds exactly like my parents! I'm pretty sure it's just misguided frustration towards the fact that their offspring is now damaged and there's no definite way to determine who hit OP. I'm sure they care about you and the fact you were injured. They were just upset at the time and people say things that don't sound the most compassionate when they're irate.

TheChipster91 5

Friday 29 March 2013 19:33

Your parents are just angry because they love you and don't want your attacker to get away with their act.

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