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By TheRuleEnforcer - 29/03/2013 08:33 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By haley - 16/11/2018 14:00

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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fischerxx 10

Friday 29 March 2013 18:58

Did the parking lot have a security camera?

whatthefreshhell 15

Friday 29 March 2013 18:57

Broken ribs are one of the most painful things, sorry OP.

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kozzard 17

Saturday 30 March 2013 0:27

Who said anything about blood on the car? Most people arent driving very fast in parking lots, and it doesn't take much force to break a rib.

CharDee 15

Saturday 30 March 2013 1:39

I feel bad for you...

slacker_69 6

Saturday 30 March 2013 4:25

FYL you got hit by a car, you are on the ground in pain. How are you supposed to get their license.But usually parking lits have cameras so you should be good to go

heyijustmetu 7

Saturday 30 March 2013 4:36

that must have sucked tge driver is an ass

ninaskyez 12

Saturday 30 March 2013 6:17

Wow thats messed up,!

Martnikk 15

Saturday 30 March 2013 9:53

Op if you ask me they were totaly right about that

softrally 15

Saturday 30 March 2013 10:22

I hope you feel better, OP. You should look around the area and see if there were any places with security cameras. You might be able to find out the driver's information.

robbie101 6

Saturday 30 March 2013 10:23

I love the way you broke three ribs but can still post an FML

LudicMonster 22

Saturday 30 March 2013 11:58

You idiot, I'm sure they went to the hospital and got help before they posted this. Don't take "Today" so literally.

Nitrogenica 6

Saturday 30 March 2013 12:59

Exactly, right? We type with our ribs! How could he be typing with broken ones?!

lizzy_babyy 9

Sunday 31 March 2013 0:00

Stupidity these days.

Kitten_Calderon 14

Saturday 30 March 2013 12:43

What an incredibly rude person... Broken ribs is done serious shit. It hinders everything you do pretty much. Get well and I hope your parents understand

andrewadam21 2

Sunday 31 March 2013 1:46

Sounds like my parents... ._.

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