Transportation: Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off;... - FML

By TheRuleEnforcer - 29/03/2013 08:33 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By haley - 16/11/2018 14:00

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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fischerxx 10

Friday 29 March 2013 18:58

Did the parking lot have a security camera?

whatthefreshhell 15

Friday 29 March 2013 18:57

Broken ribs are one of the most painful things, sorry OP.

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lambda_fml 40

Friday 29 March 2013 19:41

Cool story bro. ;-)

perdix 29

Friday 29 March 2013 20:28

Are you asking the OP to tell it again?

jem970 19

Friday 29 March 2013 20:33

How dare you lay on the ground in utter agaony and not stand the **** up and chase down that damn speeding car and get their insurance information?! HOW THE **** DARE YOU?! Sorry OP, your parents are idiots.

jem970 19

Friday 29 March 2013 21:22

Oops. Agony. Got a little excited there I suppose :)

kirb2154 3

Friday 29 March 2013 21:31

It's funny to see a few people think you deserved to get hit.

clevercake 21

Friday 29 March 2013 21:39

do a quick body check, they might have left a licence plate indent in your shin :P

MrConcise 34

Friday 29 March 2013 22:56

Chili's is having a family special right now. Considering you don't have someone to charge your medical bills to, I wouldn't rule it out.

Jharrist89 12

Friday 29 March 2013 23:04

Offer to "re-play" the scenario. Maybe they will get a clue.

outoftown 26

Friday 29 March 2013 23:09

Your parents need a reality check. Call/email the doc and ask how likely their expectation is. If you don't have good health insurance, have them check out victim compensation funds from your state. Best of luck, OP. Don't let their nonsense make you feel any worse.

_alexis22 9

Friday 29 March 2013 23:51

That happened to me !

MakinMills 12

Friday 29 March 2013 23:51

crazy drivers out there bro. gotta be careful.

_alexis22 9

Saturday 30 March 2013 8:41

It happened to me too

marthamotionless 3

Saturday 30 March 2013 0:08

Sounds like my parents -_-

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