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By TheRuleEnforcer - 29/03/2013 08:33 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML

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By My hip hurts - 23/01/2023 01:00

Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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By Kikinovak - 13/12/2008 12:06 - France

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

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By gus98 - 17/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML

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By Sparky - 20/07/2022 18:00

Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By haley - 16/11/2018 14:00

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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fischerxx 10

Friday 29 March 2013 18:58

Did the parking lot have a security camera?

whatthefreshhell 15

Friday 29 March 2013 18:57

Broken ribs are one of the most painful things, sorry OP.

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lambda_fml 40

Friday 29 March 2013 19:41

Cool story bro. ;-)

perdix 29

Friday 29 March 2013 20:28

Are you asking the OP to tell it again?

jem970 19

Friday 29 March 2013 20:33

How dare you lay on the ground in utter agaony and not stand the **** up and chase down that damn speeding car and get their insurance information?! HOW THE **** DARE YOU?! Sorry OP, your parents are idiots.

jem970 19

Friday 29 March 2013 21:22

Oops. Agony. Got a little excited there I suppose :)

kirb2154 3

Friday 29 March 2013 21:31

It's funny to see a few people think you deserved to get hit.

clevercake 21

Friday 29 March 2013 21:39

do a quick body check, they might have left a licence plate indent in your shin :P

MrConcise 34

Friday 29 March 2013 22:56

Chili's is having a family special right now. Considering you don't have someone to charge your medical bills to, I wouldn't rule it out.

Jharrist89 12

Friday 29 March 2013 23:04

Offer to "re-play" the scenario. Maybe they will get a clue.

outoftown 26

Friday 29 March 2013 23:09

Your parents need a reality check. Call/email the doc and ask how likely their expectation is. If you don't have good health insurance, have them check out victim compensation funds from your state. Best of luck, OP. Don't let their nonsense make you feel any worse.

_alexis22 9

Friday 29 March 2013 23:51

That happened to me !

MakinMills 12

Friday 29 March 2013 23:51

crazy drivers out there bro. gotta be careful.

_alexis22 9

Saturday 30 March 2013 8:41

It happened to me too

marthamotionless 3

Saturday 30 March 2013 0:08

Sounds like my parents -_-

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