Health and Transportation: Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my...

By kicking me while I'm LITERALLY down - 07/11/2017 05:00

Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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By Richocet - 18/05/2009 00:35 - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

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Hell no

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was, "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML

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By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 14 433

By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 993

By deadbeatdad - 15/11/2015 22:35 - United States - Edmond

Today, I popped two tires hitting a curb. I called my dad hysterical, and he told me to call my mom and hung up. My mom's been dead for seven years. FML

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You deserved it 2 206

By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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You deserved it 847

By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 22 October 2017 6:25

I am very certain that if you are a minor- which is what it sounds like- that what your father did is completely illegal in multiple ways. Next time call 911, FIRST when you are hit- as it involved a car, it becomes classified as an automobile accident. 911 operators are obligated to send someone out to investigate- in a case like this, it would probably be both police and an ambulance, as it sounds like you sustained serious injuries. In your shoes I would be very tempted to mention the neglect on your father's part to the interviewing officer.

really_dad? 14

Saturday 21 October 2017 0:18

Kick your dad in the balls and tell him to tell someone who cares

Comments

John L. Gambon 17

Wednesday 8 November 2017 7:52

As someone who’s been hit by 4 cars while biking I know your pain.

readingrachel 9

Wednesday 8 November 2017 22:12

Call an ambulance and police; if you can remember the make, model, and plate number of the car who hit you tell the police. If the driver didn't stop and give you their insurance info (based on your post it sounds like they didn't stop) they can be arrested for a hit and run (which in certain states in the US can be classified as a felony)