Miscellaneous: Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning...

By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:48

Did they sneak in the window or were you just oblivious? Either way, awesome wording. Win.

fxdxhk90 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 18:13

I'm sure that his thumbs weren't the only things that were up.

Comments

doof_fisch 2

Thursday 24 September 2009 8:01

Did you wax before you dusted?

AshleyRose784 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 8:23

ydi for saying nakie

dinosaurzombie 14

Monday 24 December 2012 7:40

nakienakienakienakienakie

toriixporii 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:18

oooh! this sounds like my kind of dusting! I love doing stuff naked!

Jessaly_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:23

Doing stuff naked is always more fun.

mangotron 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:47

i love you!

Deadguy71 0

Monday 12 October 2009 18:51

You say it's your bf's best friend, and then say older brother. I think you must have forgotten to go back and change it when you made it up, and decided it would be funnier if it were his older brother.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 12 October 2009 20:38

No, she meant that she turned around to see her boyfriend and his best friend gaping at her, while his brother gave her a creepy smile and thumbs-up.

nintenDX 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:31

older brother = win

TLUL 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 6:18

Everyone who is confused, there are THREE PEOPLE looking at her. I say that in big letters so maybe the idiots who still don't get it will understand.