Miscellaneous: Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning...

By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 11:49 - United States

Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:48

Did they sneak in the window or were you just oblivious? Either way, awesome wording. Win.

fxdxhk90 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 18:13

I'm sure that his thumbs weren't the only things that were up.

Comments

shakemup 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:17

Ylou are a well trained women if you enjoy cleaning while naked.

jonnymohio 2

Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:19

I don't understand. Is your boyfriend's best friend his older brother? or were there three people there watching you?

st333ph 12

Saturday 22 December 2012 19:46

I believe there are three people watching her.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:22

Make me a nakie-sammich too, and you could be crowned #1 girlfriend.

kukopia 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 21:52

Nakie-sammich? Wouldn't that be 2 pieces of bread w/ NOTHING else?

KMtheDrummer 6

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:08

Or just the toppings, no bread.

movies12 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:42

Y would your boyfriend let his brother and best friend see

Lisimal 7

Thursday 24 September 2009 1:52

I think he was thinking of a foursome. Idk......

MiLM 37

Saturday 5 September 2015 13:45

He may have been too shocked to even think about it P:

maipinkbear 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 18:08

at least someone approves? lol

fxdxhk90 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 18:13

I'm sure that his thumbs weren't the only things that were up.

neon_shoes 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 5:28

Ahaha. I love you (: you are now my new best friend :)

Torialovesya 0

Friday 2 September 2011 2:32

Good one!!

CFR 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 18:24

Damn women's oppression! We should be able to clean butt naked without men getting horny and objectifying us!! (joking) Feminism is a funny thing...

manders_ 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 19:01

This FML is poorly written, it makes it seem like the boyfriend's best friend is his older brother. And nevermind where this was happening, because if it was at your family home... why does your boyfriend, his best friend and his older brother come visit unannounced? Or if you share a place with your boyfriend, why would his brother be there? Unless you were at their family house, then that is just weird. Either way this is fishy.

iKaite 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 19:10

Maybe she means that it was her boyfriends home and he came home with his friends. its not poorly written, your just a mong.

AngelRaven89 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 21:21

It's not poorly written at all... OP was at home cleaning and her boyfriend (who has a key) came over with his friends and brother. Who cares who's brother it is or why he's there, do you put this much thought into every FML? This one is one of the better ones.