Health: Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser...

By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

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Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 23:28 - United States

Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML

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By dannyfanny - 28/08/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

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By erianne - 07/05/2018 15:00

Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML

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Hurting over here

By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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Beebow_fml 5

Monday 13 June 2011 11:55

Limp over to his apartment and break his whole leg.

DocBastard 38

Monday 13 June 2011 14:25

If you're making enough noise due to "agonizing pain" from a mere sprained ankle, I imagine you would die if you had ACTUALLY INJURED YOURSELF. Next time you have a little boo boo, try not being such a big ******* pussy and maybe your neighbor won't feel the need to yell at you, princess.

Comments

djxoebxoab 4

Monday 13 June 2011 12:58

how was he supposed to know that u fell? I don't think u should be angry at him, just tell him what happened.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Monday 13 June 2011 12:59

ur neighbor was probably having sex and u ruined his ******

pinkspaceboundro 0

Monday 13 June 2011 13:04

I'm still trying to figure out how someone trips over their dresser? it's not like it's a small bag or a pair of shoes- it's furniture! but them again people are hitting chipmunks with bikes???

StuckInReality89 2

Monday 13 June 2011 13:36

Agonizing pain? Try giving birth, THEN talk about agonizing pain.

larisonr 4

Monday 13 June 2011 15:16

I'm pretty sure women just take advantage of the fact that men'll never know, and just fake the whole "pain" thing. Walk in the park, I bet.

thebestof1984 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:20

^ ya, cause a 8lb babies feels soooo good coming out of a small hole! We fooled you men!!!!

darkmis1 17

Monday 13 June 2011 18:32

8 pounds? I was 6 pounds when I was born. Still not looking forward to going through that myself though...

kei1108 13

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:00

Ugh. I accidentally thumbed up his comment. You have no idea what you're talking about. So don't.

jeffandjeff 22

Monday 12 August 2013 22:35

Well if someone is in agony over a sprained ankle then giving birth would be near impossible for them.

ExtremeEncounter 32

Wednesday 2 September 2015 22:43

Of course you have to bring up pregnancy. Supremacy amiright?! Oh, that one guy was nearly tortured to death with knives and scalpels, you're such a pussy for reacting naturally to physical injury, what a bitch! Can, can you feel it, the sarcasm? I sure can.