By pineapple456 - 16/02/2009 21:09 - United States

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Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML
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darkblue_13 0

I'm with the girl in this FML here, I hate it when i'm just making out with a guy, having fun, and he assumes that I want to have sex with him

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pickpocket2018 11

Y'all are a bunch of pricks, he's not an asshole for expecting sex if they were in the middle of an intense make out session and ******* dry humping on his couch. It's called social escalation, he felt the situation was preparing to escalate, she did not and rather than simply say she'd not like to do it, she laughed like hooking up with him was ridiculous

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Guillermo Paula 4

? I'm with the girl on this one , should never assume anything bro

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wrenavery90 12

It appears you don't know what hooking up means.

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