Intimacy: Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked...

By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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thatguy0602 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:03

WTF... you were hooking up behind a clear door?! *face palm* People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw penises.

EmmaG_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

Clear door? Really?

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SuperStud 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:24

Clear door? Wow. Next time try your house.

MukyDaCookie 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:25

Ok, so you made a few simple mistakes. 1) You didn't wait until the parents left 2) You were behind a CLEAR door 3) You actually sat and listened to that talk

dcapp 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:25

clear door? who does that? go hook up in a closet and this really isn't that bad get over itt. most people have to have this talk with their parents and shit gets weird but thats just how it is :)

Silhouette_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:31

At least you weren't full out having sex...

AmberBlazeee 18

Sunday 18 August 2013 4:00

That's kind o what hooking up means. Sex.

Lila Mathews 10

Saturday 29 June 2019 13:25

Oh you sweet innocent child. That's what hooking up means.

itstaylorlovexx 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:34

Today, me and my boyfriend were hooking up when my dad knocked on the clear door and came in. He gave us the sex talk. He was too late. FML

greeneyebeauty9 28

Wednesday 26 February 2014 6:00

No.. just no.

Cadle90 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:40

lol!!! your you and your girlfriend naked while the talk was going on?

kisskiss_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:40

wow im going to guess u were guys were on an indoor patio or something who the heck hooks up behind a clear door i agree with #2 its more of a FHL not FML cause she must have been mortified

bluecoconuts 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:49

That's not that bad, I've seen worse.. I had an chicks parents do that with me, and then said "We don't blame you, she could have said no."... Which I replied "Woah, she did everything and came onto me, I didn't do shit.. I was drunk anyway."... Wasn't the best thing to say in that situation.. They didn't want to hear about their daughter being a *****.