By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
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Violenna 14

Maybe you have a 3-pack and a skidmark now. The best middle ground in such a shitty situation.

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worldclassrager 39

Instructions on how you got the six pack would be a great follow up

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RedPillSucks 31

six packs are easy. I've got 4

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oiler 21

If its so easy why do you only have four? And how come everyones so fat in america? wait are you talking about a six pack of pudding?

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thisguy22 33

Congrats on the six- pack abs! You'd better monetize that shit and sell your secrets to 6-pack and while you sleep.

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orphanclubber 8

So you have a six pack now? Edit ignore this comment there's already a million of these jokes haha

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shortcake18 15

My guess is it was not the sex pack, sorry op that most have been really shitty.

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MonstreBelle 29

Now I know why I can't get laid

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dsantoast 12

I bet you are proud of your new six pack

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