By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
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xxmckenzierae 5

Hopefully the wife doesn't find them and suspect the husband of cheating.

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zinoxity 23

Tell them what happened. I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.

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alexh15 13

That's going to be a major thong and dance if they find it...

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yesyesnonono 10

That, sir or miss, was comedic genius.

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alexh15 13

I do thank you. Always nice to know a good pun is still appreciated... :)

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xxmckenzierae 5

That tha-tha-tha-thongggg

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deviable 9

Just tell them. I'm sure they'll understand.

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sierra142 19

Maybe the dog ate them?

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RensM 22

I get the feeling OP is preparing an excuse here already to point the owners back to tomorrow... I suppose it is better than having to explain there was a crazy sex party in their house.

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The_Hitdude 12

And you got the idea that there was a "crazy sex party" from....?

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texashater75 16

I think Fido just wanted to be part of a good old fashioned panty raid.

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xJoanne21xC 3

Now you have something new to find for easter!

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