Animals: Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents...

By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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Pantie thief

By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By Doggy... - 10/11/2011 05:56 - Australia

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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Saturday 7 April 2012 12:17

Hopefully the wife doesn't find them and suspect the husband of cheating.

zinoxity 23

Saturday 7 April 2012 12:18

Tell them what happened. I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.

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immaMonsta 8

Saturday 7 April 2012 14:15

Maybe closing the door while you were showering would've been a good idea...but just tell them what happened. Unless you weren't supposed to be showering there of course.

VeganVampyre 26

Saturday 7 April 2012 15:14

Well she was house sitting, which generally means that you're living there until the people get back... And if she was staying there for any length of time I really hope she was allowed to shower there.

PAZ5037 2

Saturday 7 April 2012 14:16

It'll be alright there could be a lot worse things happen

charlotte69er 7

Saturday 7 April 2012 14:52

Dad has been a lil naughty lately

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 7 April 2012 14:59

WTF did that come from? This is how much sense your comment makes: Don't see a number? Well that's the point.

mikeymayhem_87 15

Saturday 7 April 2012 15:12

Let the hunt begin!!! (sorry OP!)

itzmebitchez 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 15:21

Want me to help you find them?

perdix 29

Saturday 7 April 2012 15:32

The worst part is that the dog will hump your underwear, so that whenever the residents of the house do find your underwear, it will be coated in dog ****. They think you're into ********** and either(ee) you are a pervert or they'll adopt you.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 7 April 2012 15:51

Or it could be neither (eye). The OP's undies might smell like "Lucky Charms" and be licked clean to the point she will no longer have to put them in the washing machine. I was going to say the undies smelled of pussy but I didn't know if that dog got along with *******.