Love: Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 08:04 - Canada

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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The price of love

By that kind of girl - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Mississauga

Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML

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Say hello, wave goodbye

By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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You deserved it 4 875

Weird movie choice

By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 00:01

Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 19:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

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You deserved it 5 651

By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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You deserved it 4 869

By Nikki - 15/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML

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You deserved it 6 724

By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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You deserved it 4 128

By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 340

You deserved it 7 539

canadian_ftw 8

Sunday 12 December 2010 19:38

that's freaking amazing.

Shorty_Shaza 5

Sunday 12 December 2010 19:41

was this for charity? Or just a saturday night for you?

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guidosarducci 3

Saturday 25 February 2012 8:21

hey at least he has good taste in movies

accidentprone3 4

Sunday 8 April 2012 5:01

OMG! that's so sad.... I'm sorry that happened. I feel like that guy was at the auction cuz he couldn't get a girl.

meekthekit 6

Monday 2 July 2012 17:47

At least he's got a good memory so he'll remember birthdays and anniversaries...

WarMachine68 24

Tuesday 6 May 2014 6:39

I call this an honor.

shadows666 5

Wednesday 7 May 2014 17:20

Sucks that it was $2 but nothing wrong with LOTR

Eisotope 10

Friday 14 November 2014 5:48

Sounds like a keeper.

Psycho_Girl1 15

Thursday 11 December 2014 5:37

To me that's a win!!

RustlingSoul 26

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:54

lucky you.

babygirlllllll 16

Sunday 7 February 2016 6:34

i died at "$2"

Why_me499 21

Saturday 11 June 2016 7:06

that sounds like an awesome date to me. but then again I'm a hopeless nerd

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