The price of love

By that kind of girl - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Mississauga

Today, a man asked me on a date. It's been so long, I accepted immediately. He began quoting what seemed like random numbers to me, and it took me a few minutes to work out what he meant. Not only was I mistaken for a prostitute, I'm also worth, at most, $60. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 756
You deserved it 5 061
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coach321 7

At least you know your price if you ever get into that business...

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iampoughkeepsie 11

I once heard girl/boyfriends cost 3 potato, so $60 is pretty good when you think about it...

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emmingle 24

You should have been like, "Oh sweetie, don't be so down on yourself. You're worth at least $75."

emmingle 24

I understand. I'm referring to the in-the-moment, seemingly out of place numbers that Mr. Right was spouting.

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joseph19921992 10

I'm sure that that response would've put him in a state of depression for years.

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asherm 15

I think she meant that OP should say that to the guy since he just started quoting numbers, to turn it back on him to insult him

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CaiDog 20

#27 It's still not even slightly funny.

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peacheso 31

I agree #44. And besides, how was she supposed to know he thought she was a prostitute?

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coach321 7

At least you know your price if you ever get into that business...

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Or a joke. but ya know, people seem to not know the difference these days.

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iampoughkeepsie 11

I once heard girl/boyfriends cost 3 potato, so $60 is pretty good when you think about it...

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JoshTheTacoMan 19

MY FELLOW TUMBLR USER, YOU ARE THE ONE TO FINALLY QUOTE THE BET POST EVER.

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Chellec2013 28

Can I favorite a comment? Tumblr users unite!

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paigexox0 37

Oh my god its up to 3 potato??? It was only 2 last time i checked! I had just saved up enough :(

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XIceBlueX 21

The recession really hit us hard

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Earths_Venus 25

You fell for it hooker line and sinker.

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minna97 14

Hey man, in this economy.... nah that still sucks

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gracehi 31

$60??? Damn. I knew I shoulda asked for more.

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thatnucca 36

I wonder what math he did to arrive at that amount... Must be some really interesting variables at play...

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