By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 07:02 - United States

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Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML
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gc327072 30

That's because they need to get a room. Stalls aren't designed for such intense purposes.

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chriscrossedya 4

you sure they were makin out? sounds like there was an intense game of battleshits goin on

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eirianna 0

I'm curious why you were in the girls bathroom or why they were in the boys bathroom...

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ManInTheMachine 19

OP is a girl. Use your reading skills next time.

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eirianna 0

The symbol in the corner is male so I assumed they were a guy

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ManInTheMachine 19

You know what? Stay in school, and learn something while you're there. That symbol in the corner IS A FEMALE symbol.

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eirianna 0

Nm I'm retarded lol its early and I'm at work derp

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Psych101 9

The symbol in the corner is most definitely female.

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RedPillSucks 31

If it's pointing up, like an erect penis, it's the male symbol. If it's pointing down, it's female.

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eirianna 0

Yeah I agreed after I realized my mistake calm yourselves

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BenjiX_fml 13

Is it weird that I read that in Pervy Sage's voice?

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congele 6

Maybe they didn't want you to feel left out?

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horsesaboveppl 9

I hope they at least stopped then! Or that would be painful. Sorry OP.

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skyeyez9 24

What a trashy couple! Practically having sex in a public shitter!

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skullofdarkness 18

So intense, it had to be expanded to 3 girls 1 stall (with 2 crappers)

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leeburns 5

Shitty deal did you at least get to finish before they fell on you?? If not FYL twice

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Kyle225 3

I find that hot. well then again im a guy soo...

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Enslaved 36

OK shawty, 1's company, 2's a crowd, and 3's a party!

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P1P_BOY 6

how'd they manage to do that, most bathroom stalls are made of metal and are generally bolted to the floor and wall...

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