Intimacy: Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 07:02 - United States

Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

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By dammitall - 15/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 15:57 - Canada

Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML

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By LennyLemon - 25/08/2016 13:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. FML

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Let it all out

By Vomitron - 02/04/2021 00:30

Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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Steamy

By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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Get it on

By RotoRooter - 17/04/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML

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By unlucky neighbors - 06/12/2013 09:36 - China - Shanghai

Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML

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gc327072 30

Tuesday 11 September 2012 15:57

That's because they need to get a room. Stalls aren't designed for such intense purposes.

chriscrossedya 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 15:59

you sure they were makin out? sounds like there was an intense game of battleshits goin on

Comments

merrielp 13

Monday 17 September 2012 5:06

Shoulda asked if they needed help...

elvanora 0

Monday 17 September 2012 16:25

What's with all the horny nerds saying how hot this is? Seriously, I bet the girls were fat cows if they knocked a wall down. Also, would you find it arousing to be taking a shit in a public restroom, which are usually gross anyway, and have two perverts in the next stall squish you with a WALL?

Ethrax 1

Friday 22 February 2013 20:53

Even if the girls were two 450lbs manatees just desperatly trying to lick the last doughnut sugar from each others lips, yeah, it's still kinda hot.

NJ_fml 2

Sunday 7 October 2012 2:37

Looks like you just had homosexuality forced upon you.

msfudgemuffins 6

Sunday 14 October 2012 22:12

haha you should have had a threesome with them

bonzponz 8

Monday 15 October 2012 22:58

Everybody is assuming that the person in the stall is a guy but considering it was two girls making out in the next stall I'm pretty sure it was a girls bathroom -.-

29dear 16

Tuesday 21 May 2013 18:20

mall bathrooms. this is why I avoid them. I was in a stall next to a very, very large woman and I thought she was gonna knock the wall down while she was struggling to pull her pants on or off. I don't know. but seriously, kids these days. how ridiculous.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 7 October 2013 19:00

did you join after?

alienGirlscout 5

Wednesday 7 May 2014 10:27

As an honest to god lesbian, I will say that at least I would find absolutely nothing sexy and a lot of things a) embarrassing b) painful with this situation ^^;