By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
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sonnet 0

Today, I was in a meeting and started to jerk off. As I shot my cum onto my coworker's neck, I sneezed to cover up for myself. She still thinks it's my snot. FHL.

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irelandguy 0

i'm just wondering... how was it the OP's fault/deserves it? unless she was throwing pepper or mild allergens up the sneezer's nose i dont think she does. also, ew.

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k9obsessed 5

Because some people like to be idiots and give bad ratings just for the sake of being childish. The same thing happens with some of the xomments. There's currently some retard going by "1colio1" who posts in every fml saying things like "ydi for not liking muffins" and "ydi for owning a zune", and all manner of other idiotic things that have nothing to do with the post itself. The world is full of idiots.

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k9obsessed 5

This fml reminds me of an episode of Tosh.0...He showed a video clip somebody posted online of these two adult men in a locker room shower, and the one closer to the camera sneezed really hard, bending over. As he did so, the force of his sneeze caused him to projectile diarhea all over the guy behind him. It was so nasty...

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Ketchup_Castle 30

My cats sneeze on me sometimes, but that's just gross when it's someone you don't even know.

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