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By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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By Uri - 20/12/2024 09:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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By DogStew - 16/11/2023 08:00

Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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Memorable presentation

By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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BloodyHeel 8

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:05

Well did they apologise?

sonnet 0

Friday 19 November 2010 3:49

Today, I was in a meeting and started to jerk off. As I shot my cum onto my coworker's neck, I sneezed to cover up for myself. She still thinks it's my snot. FHL.

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Crimsonhead 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:16

Why would it be cold, if it had just come from a humans inner bits?

positively_crazy 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:42

I was just thinking that

whiterabbit420 4

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:57

yeah that's what I was thinking as well

hansenisabelle 0

Friday 19 August 2011 3:04

Same!

JBTSfan 2

Wednesday 21 September 2011 2:34

same again!

jim69_fml 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:40

Flying through the air would probably cool it down a little... Depending on the distance.

unlocker 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:18

gross

MissLizWolf 8

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:22

yum.

vballchick101 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:27

Ew..

AlexBuda 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:38

Sounds sanitary!

positively_crazy 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:40

sounds lovely...

alfredrog 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 15:24

Lmfaooo totally xd....

butthole_cheeze 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 15:59

#53, you look like a domesticated sl.u.t. you are the underlying cause of the sharp increase in herpes outbreak in the last decade. i bet youre an amazing sloppy fourth.

kayPandastyle 15

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:43

How the hell did 80 idiots think this person DESERVED to be spit on?! Wtf really?

positively_crazy 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:44

agreed :))

catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 18 November 2010 14:40

not spit, most likely mucus....

asianive 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:51

Snots hot!

mintcar 9

Thursday 18 November 2010 13:14

That is incredibly disgusting. Nothing like feeling cold mucous against your neck, eh?

killaro 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 13:24

Oh god O_O that's so wrong

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