Health: Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet...

By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By Sarah_Mow - 28/10/2016 02:31

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML

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By the girl next door - 07/05/2013 05:10 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By reesemaster - 23/11/2010 00:18 - United States

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML

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Saturday 20 February 2010 9:04

Are you an idiot? You couldn't move your foot?

babybubz 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:08

hmmm.. I really don't see how a used tampon would roll that far.. was the bathroom windy?

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courk94 6

Friday 18 November 2011 15:47

Uhh that jst disturbed me ! lol ! FYL

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 1 December 2011 22:42

To everyone asking why OP wasn't wearing shoes, she was probably wearing flip flops or some other type of sandal. I doubt she was barefoot.

tfb4u 8

Friday 2 March 2012 1:50

Ewwwwww

kirstyannemiller 4

Thursday 12 April 2012 22:15

Do you not have shoes?

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Wednesday 20 June 2012 18:48

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creamysandwicher 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 10:13

Bare toes? You take your shoes off before taking a shit?

superbubbles 4

Friday 7 September 2012 7:02

Um why aren't you wearin shoes in a public restroom?

rougeunicorn03 17

Tuesday 17 September 2013 9:57

YDI for going into a public bathroom barefoot. Gross.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Monday 14 October 2013 13:58

was it clean ... or dirty ?

FoodIsGreat 2

Saturday 12 April 2014 23:22

Why were you bare footed in the public bathroom?

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