Kids: Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter....

By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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By Lauren Davies - 17/09/2019 06:00

Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Fido - 06/06/2016 11:58 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML

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By Pissed - 05/10/2011 15:29 - Australia

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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Sunday 22 August 2010 16:05

ahahahhahaa. pwned by your child. shave your furry beaver. lol

collegegirl87 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 17:07

omg just because her child says it was a beard does not mean she has a jungle. children don't have any hair so of course they are going to be surprised. FYL and you don't need to shave 

Comments

hayoudumbass 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 6:49

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omfg omfg lmaoooooooooooo

TylerMan1184 1

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:34

hahahahah lol hilarious

joshbfishing 0

Friday 22 October 2010 20:02

Shit yeah funny lol

lol523 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 19:50

lmao xD

Zx6r 7

Monday 6 December 2010 22:51

lmao

supertacowaffle 41

Friday 24 December 2010 16:40

I'm sorry but that is ******* hilarious:)

Catiie9595 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 2:26

gah, beaver.

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 19 June 2011 15:44

lol that's funny

coolwelo 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:40

one day when she's old and you both are together, you guys will remember that and laugh like hell. these memories are priceless. but that doesn't mean u should not shave lady!

milerrrs_xoxo 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:32

lol that's hilarious. today when I was in the restroom something like that kind of happened except with someone else and the little girl said "mommy you aren't wearin underwear !" and the mom was like "neither are you" and yeah it was stupid bur funny.