By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
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MrSuperEmoticons 3

You gotta let your mom know that strip teases aren't free. People gotta lay out the dough, first.

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singerlove 14

The escalator just wanted to be invited to the party in your pants, that's all...

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Feklfekl2222 32

Did none of the staff offer you something to cover your modesty?

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evilscorpi 29

ohhh imagine all different kinds of people staring at you with a story to bring to another location 0_o

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drawmesunshine 17

Or better yet, did no one have a pocket knife to lend? Seems it would have been easier and less embarassing to cut them out of the escalator.

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ByronJess 17

You can't get a pocket knife through security....

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Mizuy 7

A pocket knife in an airport? Are you a terrorist?

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Cairo_Sanchez 8

Did you have any luggage surely you pack more than one pair of pants, shorts or something

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thinkPlNK 0

when people ask what happen, just say that you were too sexy for your pants.

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stephanieeDawnx 0

55, Intelligence. You're doing it wrong.

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drawmesunshine 17

Surely maintenence or some sort of staff memeber would have a pocket knife or a box cutter or, ****, even a pair of scissors. Is it really "unintelligent" of me to assume nobody anywhere in the entire airport has any sort of tool designed for cutting something?

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jsprackman 11

Yess you are totally allowed to carry a pocket knife in an airport.

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GovernorGeneral 8

65- she still woulda had to take her pants off even if she had another pair of pants :/

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bwhahaha_fml 10

Lmao so it was you I saw. I must say I enjoyed staring at those sexy panties you were wearing :)

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greenalleycat 4

Potentially the luggage had already been checked in

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capnbzarr 43

Yes, hopefully she'll take this as a cue to buy some jeans that fit properly.

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el_chicharito_14 0

This fml reminds me of the spongebob episode when mr. Krabs teaches him a lesson about the hooks and he has to take his pants off to survive lol

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MrSuperEmoticons 3

You gotta let your mom know that strip teases aren't free. People gotta lay out the dough, first.

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aisthecoolest 8

So where do I put this money??

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GrahamAker 3

Eh could be worse… Not an fml more of a hey bob last time I went on vacation this happend…

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

She should've ran to the emergency stop button rather than making you get bottomless. Hope it wasn't granny pants day :(

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Incogneterpeter 1

Evenif you hit the emergency stop button they would still be stuck and you would have to tear them up, and even if that worked the people helping her would tell her to take them off so she doesn't get physically hurt

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lizard399 0

How could she run to the emergency stop button if her pants are caught?

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lizard399 0

You win this round...

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Marcella1016 31

6 - Exactly. I would've told my mom to hit the emergency stop button, then had her go find an employee at, say, the ticket counter, explain the situation, and ask for a pair of scissors to cut me free. And 6 you must've been reading my mind - I was thinking it would SUCK for OP if it was granny panties day lol OP, sorry neither you nor your mother can think on your feet in a potentially embarrassing situation. You just let your mother find ways to make it more embarrassing...

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singerlove 14

The escalator just wanted to be invited to the party in your pants, that's all...

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DrMime 10

I prefer to think of him as the evil 'Es-co-lay-tor'. Who eats the pantaloons of young maidens for sustenance! OM NOM NOM!!!!

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OriginalimoaN 15

How can he be invited to a party in her pants after he (essentially) pulled them off?? (Yes, the escalator is a guy.)

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freakinglaugher 10

27- Movie time! Dear god, who will save all those poor maiden? Wait! Look over there, it's Commander Stairs! He'll use his trusty railing to defeat the sinister Es-co-lay-tor. *cuts to motionless fight scene of them* *Everyone leaves theater*

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Cookehz 0

Don't be so literal! Jeez you sound like someone in my class -.-

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maxwells_hammer 5

Look on the bright side, no pants should speed up the process of getting through airport security.

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mpsteve137 15

An airport security joke was the first thing I looked for after reading this FML. I applaud your bravery mam.

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tctheamazing 7

How does that make him brave?

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Feklfekl2222 32

I think he meant man but I can never help but pray on innocent typo makers(and I like the idea of his mum being on FML).

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tylersign 11

Ooh! Nice! That's a good excuse to use with your girlfriend. "Just stand right here baby." "Oops, my pants are stuck.." "Thats ok. Just take them off." What up!

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jackii1313 9

The OP is a girl. That doesn't mean she isn't homosexual but she may be heterosexual...

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tylersign 11

I'm gonna lie and say I noticed... XD

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Incogneterpeter 1

Even if she his gay she would still be considered a girlfriend

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

That would have been horrible... Wonder if you were wearing nice underwear.? Then it wouldn't have been tooooo bad.... Still mortifying.

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RussianFox 13

It was embarrassing for OP even if she was wearing underwear that's why it's an FML.

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ILpalmtree 0

Only if ur shy. Like i woulda been fine walking around in boxers. Woulda been the best if they were my South Park or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ones! Lol

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melissapop 2

yea but boxers are wayyyyy different than panties....especially a thong

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Geez, it's bad enough that we got the theiving, lying, uncaring TSA, now we got theiving escalators? **** airports man, i'm sticking to cruise ships.

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DrMime 10

Sounds like a cheap alternative for the everyday American!

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cobra_comm 12

Yes cruise ships... Hopefully they follow their projected route?

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FinnishAmerican 3

That one cruise ship worked out real well, until it hit ground

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Fisahgurl 1

Great plan! I'll send the search party ahead of time.

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