Kids: Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running...

By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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ImNotAnAngel 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 16:08

You should have slapped them. Both.

DahkLohd 4

Thursday 13 January 2011 16:04

The little kid should have screamed, "DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"

Comments

TelliTubbiesMErK 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:28

PEDO BEAR!!! :D

ItsDaddy 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 3:49

.hell nah, ,i would uv bin like "bitch im tryna save ur kid frum fallinq so shut the *** up N quit beinq loud & qhetto. .if u wana qet qhetto u bttr swinq b4 iDo"

Doortje 29

Thursday 10 March 2011 3:58

U would uv bin like wut? Christ, you dumb shit, you're hurting my brain. That's that thing you-- yeah, never mind.

gagaman_fml 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:44

I laugh as hard as I can when someone falls to make them feel really stupid!

VAGINO5 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 3:07

Obviously you shouldn't have been helpen No damn child (ever!)... Now...What have we (you) learned?

garfield224 0

Friday 1 July 2011 17:12

People are idiots

youngwildfree_fml 0

Friday 26 August 2011 3:18

Dont touch other kids!

ScarlettG 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 6:43

Chester the Molester

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Sunday 6 November 2011 22:55

I love how parents are quick to bitch out the person trying to help their kids when they get into trouble in public- caused by the parents lack of attention or discipline or whatnot.. Put that kid on a leash and this wouldn't have happened.