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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

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By ToiletTony - 19/06/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom in a department store. When I was finished, I couldn't get the stall door open. I'm claustrophobic and I freaked out and started shouting for help. A 6 year-old boy got the door open for me. It turns out I was pushing when I should have been pulling. FML

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By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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By David - 18/03/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML

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By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By ihasnoafroanymore - 10/06/2019 12:05

Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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By jeana - 25/11/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 02:00

Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML

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patrickhb 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:07

The door didn't give outwards at all when you were banging on it?

Shadic 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:09

#1 has it right. If you were banging on it, it would have opened. Either way, you're a moron.

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onigiriqueen 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:30

YDI... if it won't *pull* open at first, try *pushing* before you freak out, spaz. Christ, get a brain.

flyfar54 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:33

honestly... I find this hard to believe- if you have to open the door by pushing it why didn't it open when you were banging on it asking for help?

unibrowicorn 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:38

wow, this isn't neccesarily fake. S/he probably let go of the handle when she banged on the door. Or maybe the door stuck, and was hard to open. The OP just wasn't thinking, everyone who says s/he's retarded or is a drama queen needs to calm down and take some anger management classes or something....specifically #10. wtf? How can you be sick of the "stupid bullshit" if you DON'T KNOW THE PERSON? anyways, i tend to do this. I just REALLY freak out if I'm in a small space.=/

november84 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:39

I'm calling fake on this one.

AnneFTW 17

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:41

Haha I've done stuff like that before too XD

maxson_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:46

Fake

SuperStud 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:46

You are a DUMBASS. A five year old could have figured that out.

TidusBlade 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 20:48

Probably fake but I've been in tons of situations before I've pulled instead of pushed, even when the sign was there xD Still wasn't as bad as banging on a toilet door until a crowd formed...