Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide...

By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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You deserved it 110

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fhqwhgads94 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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dougfrank 12

Tuesday 20 January 2015 20:37

That's more of an epic win!!!!!!!!! I would have prayed for a fart!!!!!!

martiniweenie 10

Sunday 18 October 2015 5:08

honestly I'd laugh my ass off if that happened

HarleyGal12 18

Sunday 1 November 2015 6:27

At least no one could have known it was you. The lights we're off

Enderking231 12

Friday 26 August 2016 6:34

That's ******* HILARIOUS XD

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