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By snickerdoodles - 10/02/2010 21:19 - United States

Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2015 09:26 - United States - Natick

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

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Person1233 12

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:21

I was going to make a stripping comment, then I saw it was by snickerdoodles. I vomitted in my mouth briefly. FML.

JoshTheMaggot 8

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:00

yeah Sirin is obviously takin a jab at snickerdoodles who is definitely a grammar Nazi. ahaha as for the op YDI for being snickerdoodles

Comments

ShakeMeDown 12

Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:32

it's a sweater... most people wear a shirt under sweaters so why don't ya just take it off? :)

shinshoku13 19

Sunday 22 January 2012 15:28

How did you not notice before?

Shonnygrl 8

Sunday 9 September 2012 5:48

my cats do the same to me

bakerella 29

Thursday 27 December 2012 22:13

this happened to me back when I was in elementary. so gross :(

blueskycola 1

Tuesday 20 August 2013 23:49

That happened to me as well. Don't worry!

Hurmbifrum 14

Monday 23 December 2013 23:10

Train your cat better, OP. That's the simple solution.

Luke1787 6

Tuesday 10 June 2014 8:16

that's when I would leave school, at least you have an excuse.

bleedingglitter 24

Sunday 12 April 2015 13:29

A stray cat started peeing outside my door once and I slipped into my garden shoes that were on my porch to take out my trash. When I came back into the house I kept smelling cat pee and it took me like an hour to realize the smell was coming from my socks because the asshole peed on my shoes.