Training day

By smalls727 - 22/11/2016 17:46

Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
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Tripartita 44

Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, one person reeked of cat piss, nearly causing me to wretch. At least they had the courtesy to slowly move further away while glaring at me. FML

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WCARlover 34

Stop lying OP, you were donning your new line of "crazy cat lady" perfume

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Tripartita 44

Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, one person reeked of cat piss, nearly causing me to wretch. At least they had the courtesy to slowly move further away while glaring at me. FML

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WCARlover 34

Stop lying OP, you were donning your new line of "crazy cat lady" perfume

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species4872 19

Did they move back towards you because cat piss plus deodorant makes you smell like your on heat.

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RichardPencil 30

You should have complained to the leader that all of the others smell like cat pee. You'd get the best office and first crack at office supplies. Welcome to the corporate world!

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Iwannarock1 19

Lame comment, even lamer profile pic.

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naivemisanthrope 4

Now, this is a situation where I could wholeheartedly click the "It could have happened to me" button, were it offered. *shifts under weight of 7 cats*

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TheMathMajor 26

A similar thing actually has happened to me XD I was in high school and I kept getting whifs of what I thought was cat pee, but couldn't quite place it. I thought maybe it was just my citrusy perfume mixed with some other smell. Then when I got home I realized that my cat had peed on my jacket the day before, and I didn't notice when I put it on because it was dry.

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bruhhhhhhh 14

I'm sure everyone else was pissy about the situation Get it I'll just go now and take my pun with me

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Lalala579121 27

Yes, we get it. All pointing out that it's a pun does is ruin the pun.

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sellos 1

ofcourse you ******* move away from others, thinking its their fault. So ignorant that i want to puke in your mouth. Ignorant ****. You are the typical human being. Blaming others when its ur own fault, most prolly americunt.

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Iwannarock1 19

Did you create your profile, just to make that stupid comment?

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peterburk 5

Are you pissed off that you were pissed on?

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corky1992 33

Oh I'd be so mad! How embarrassing.

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