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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 06:19 - United States - New Castle

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML

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By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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By littlekellilee - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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at1325 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 12:37

I think that pantsing shit is immature n considered serious bullying. I would never do that to someone and couldn't be friends with someone who could. you need to get a new friend. it's a problem for the person who gets pantsed and for innocent bystanders who don't want to see that.

Anteezy 7

Sunday 9 January 2011 13:33

Really? So I guess it's normal for you that people see your genitalia, and then comment whether or not you should shave. I mean It doesn't happen to me on a daily basis but if it happens to you often then I guess it's not really an FML for you.

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HiByeDi3 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:16

Hey, people are being really immature. You went through puberty. So what? You having hair on your ****** doesn't mean anything. It's your body, do what you want. I'm a guy, and I personally don't care what you do with your hair, as long as your clean and disease free, it's fine. Sheesh...

strawberrydreams 18

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:20

^ Thank You!

atreyu2850 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 4:23

WHO SAYS ITS A GIRL?! it could be a guy, i dont kow many girls that "pants"

lfsabtch 4

Wednesday 12 January 2011 6:08

Just pants the guy and if he didn't shave then just say the same thing. If he did? Laugh at his little-boy penis.

Aretrein 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 18:02

Find a new friend, find a new crush. Don't listen to demands from keyboard commandos about what you should or shouldn't do. It's your body, if you want to shave, get a tattoo or piercing then do it because YOU want to, not because of the wants/likes of others. Don't get wasted around your friend....

KateKiddo 6

Wednesday 12 January 2011 22:06

He probly said that because he has a small penis. People need to turn others down to make themselves feel better ya know.

Morgansgirl 6

Thursday 13 January 2011 4:07

Wash* not was

Gyro231995 0

Friday 14 January 2011 3:17

Pics?

NullPointer 20

Friday 14 January 2011 6:16

Your friend is a jerk OP. Don't feel bad. It was an awkward situation, he was probably just making a joke. He probably thought it was really hot. Don't be too embarrassed, the guys who saw are all probably infatuated with you now. You're hot shit. I'd ask that guy you like to hang out sometime. Maybe even ask him to help shave you as a joke, or not...

NullPointer 20

Friday 14 January 2011 7:18

I am re-commenting because I just realized that OP didn't ever state whether he / she is male or female. OP could be a male, which changes things a bit. I seem to be the only one who realized this, so I felt the need to post it.