By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 08:40 - Canada

Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML
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poolshark 0

oompa loompa doom-pa-dee-do (that's what the tanning salon does to you)

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gotitallright 2

beauty school dropout, go back to high school.

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heyyou1203 0

it's totally an F HER life because she was so dumb as to have a fake tan in the first place! "Today I was a model as a cosmetics school. They were about to apply foundation and the woman said my face looked orange and blotchy. It wasn't the foundation... it was my face. FML"

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rukusrazor 0

Where is there mention of fake tans? (I however do agree with comments. Nothing is hotter than a girl that looks like an unripe carrot. Mmm Tasty!) Aren't the models monkeys? I'm amazed it was able to talk! Ok, yeah I know you test on real people, but aren't they usually students? Should she be in that class if she doesn't know what she's doing with her own damn face?

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eliz3 0

Cosmetic application class? What a completely useless subject.

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countryb_cth 38

Not actually, my friend is in cosmetics and the application class is to show you where to put make-up, how to properly apply it and different styles of eye make-up like smokey eye, dramatic, casual ect (I don't know what else they might do in that class). She says it's her favorite class because you learn how to properly apply make-up to all different face shapes and facial features, including what is best for your own face. Also some people in cosmetics fields need this class. Mainly because they would be applying make up to other people's faces, which means a whole bunch of different face shapes, features, and different make-up tastes other than you or your friends.

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aphrodita 0

If her skin really is orange and blotchy then it's more of a FHL, haha.

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Ilovelife07 0

I agree with 13. YDI for being in a cosmetic application class

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freemuffins 0

That was smooth. Just like the other FML about the clothes.

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emer_helena 0

Was the model Jordan/Katie Price by any chance?

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EverWatcher 0

It could have been worse: at least you ASSUMED she was wearing make-up (instead of correctly guessing what happened).

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schadenfreudeFTW 0

YDI for taking cosmetic application class.

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ammali 0

Yeah, not your fault... if her skin was blotchy and orange then she must have been in a tanning bed or using fake tanner... totally lame. I agree, #3 is the best comment ever

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