Miscellaneous: Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's...

By SorrySnowWhite - 21/11/2016 20:13 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML

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Same thing different taste

By sarahc_c - 08/12/2014 09:17

Today, my boss commented on the fact that I don't usually wear makeup, then told me it would be much appreciated if I'd change that. FML

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Jealousy

By princess_stabitty - 01/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boss's husband came over to our office, and as a by the way comment told our boss my make-up looks good and suits me. The thing is, I've never worn make-up to work, and obviously, he never told his wife, my boss, that she looks good with make-up on. I'm fucked. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 19:17 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

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By satega - 17/11/2012 09:15 - United States - Smithville

Today, I asked my manager if wearing makeup was a requirement for the job. She told me, "Not if you're naturally pretty... So for you, yes". FML

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By definitelynotugly - 02/12/2018 12:00

Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Mayabie - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France

Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

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By FreshFaced - 12/06/2011 11:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

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Shot from both sides

By hannah - 18/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML

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ThirteenThirteen 27

Sunday 27 November 2016 9:05

didn't have to yell at her ffs

KingKralj 31

Sunday 27 November 2016 9:04

I'm sorry op but ydi. Always ask before you assume. Assumptions often lead to bad results.

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KingKralj 31

Sunday 27 November 2016 9:04

I'm sorry op but ydi. Always ask before you assume. Assumptions often lead to bad results.

CrassKal 27

Sunday 27 November 2016 10:04

Even if the assumption was correct yelling was out of line. OP sounds like a shit boss.

egnur_mas 19

Sunday 27 November 2016 12:38

Assume Makes an ass out of u and me ;)

Tripartita 44

Sunday 27 November 2016 16:34

And making assumptions makes an ass out of u and mptions.

ThirteenThirteen 27

Sunday 27 November 2016 9:05

didn't have to yell at her ffs

species4872 19

Sunday 27 November 2016 9:12

You should hire the rest of the Munsters as well.

gracehi 31

Sunday 27 November 2016 9:17

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KismetSiren 7

Sunday 27 November 2016 20:46

from the description, I'm not sure it would be described as pretty... wearing make up doesn't make you prettier if you don't know how to use it

RpiesSPIES 27

Sunday 27 November 2016 21:35

She could be a shut-in... :D

gracehi 31

Monday 28 November 2016 0:31

No, it doesn't necessarily mean she's pretty, but OP could *say* that's why. It's just little white lie. Won't hurt nobody. ;)

tounces7 27

Monday 28 November 2016 19:14

She could just have tattoo'd on makeup.

alishalee1996 12

Tuesday 29 November 2016 1:46

@tounces7 Thats what I thought as I was reading it.

coolmike699 26

Sunday 27 November 2016 9:17

That's really worth yelling at someone about?

kctrl 8

Sunday 27 November 2016 9:21

Instead of yelling about something that minor, maybe you should politely speak to employees. Or you know, check to make sure they're actually wearing make up before flipping your lid.

doemetoch 28

Sunday 27 November 2016 9:23

Either you're just a coworker, in which case it's not up to you to discipline people for not respecting the company policy (though a heads up is generally appreciated), or you're a superior, in which case abusing your power by yelling at her is unprofessional and just a shitty thing to do.

RayniDae 12

Sunday 27 November 2016 9:27

that poor girl! u shouldn't yell at ppl for something as stupid as makeup. YDI!

Zevon 10

Sunday 27 November 2016 9:28

Its was permanent makeup

mfmylifesrsly 29

Sunday 27 November 2016 20:16

The eyebrows might have been tattooed on, but I doubt she had "permanent" ghost white foundation lol. Her lips could have been tattooed red too, but maybe not. People have mistaken me many times for wearing lipstick when I'm not.