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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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Gush gashed

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML

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Keep it down

By Andy - 13/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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Maybe he's into that...

By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00

Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my dates popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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Flying disaster

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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YaLuckyGal 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:13

did you pee on them?

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:21

Movie theater floors are full of surprises! Isn't it 'aisle'? Otherwise I don't know what kind of movie theaters they have in Cali :P

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Mankbeast 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:12

lolz

ohsnapp823 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:20

thts a stupid post..it hardly even makes sense.. how come mine don't get posted but that crappy post does?!

bmexoxo98 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:20

Spain won world cup!!:)

Mack7273 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:25

hah

rawrkittehpwnage 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:29

clutz!

love_musik 0

Monday 12 July 2010 0:26

ew gross haha ^^ but wow way to be, OP.

iAmLol_fml 0

Monday 12 July 2010 0:58

Comment moderated.

Anonymous123100 7

Monday 12 July 2010 1:04

at least you didn't pee on them too =/..

astarwarsfan 0

Monday 12 July 2010 1:34

I guess they (puts on sunglasses) were pissed

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 12 July 2010 1:50

Question is, were they pissed off, or pissed on?

msyelowbubblegum 0

Monday 12 July 2010 2:49

gahahahaha thats .. umm embarassing not soo bad :P and #18 hehe HOTT!!! ;) ;) ;)

ATLBOI770 0

Monday 12 July 2010 3:03

if I wuz ur bf I would act like I dint no u

jackdbomber 0

Monday 12 July 2010 15:00

you should have sprinkled some yellow shower as well. treat for your everyone lol

schwancy 2

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:12

smooth move!

Ragnir 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:27

at-least people were there to break her fall I guess... sorta

YaLuckyGal 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:13

did you pee on them?

fossilman 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:15

So.....was the movie good?

twirliegirlie 0

Monday 12 July 2010 0:31

that's what I was gonna say

msyelowbubblegum 0

Monday 12 July 2010 2:56

haha wtf with ur profile pic??

fossilman 0

Monday 12 July 2010 23:40

it's sexy

steggunekoms 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:17

I wonder what movie they were watching.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:21

Movie theater floors are full of surprises! Isn't it 'aisle'? Otherwise I don't know what kind of movie theaters they have in Cali :P

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:28

*hat tip to the Mods*

annabelle2213 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:21

YDI for mispelling aisle.

youngrob 0

Monday 12 July 2010 1:27

damn you fine

fossilman 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:22

Predators rocked

xxwtfwasthatxx 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:23

how do u fail that bad?

Mack7273 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 23:23

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Same thing different taste

Gush gashed

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Bladder control

Maybe he's into that...

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